Go ahead and laugh while you’re squirming. You know you’re squirming.
What luck! I had been thinking of something to write. It’s spring after all, and commencement speeches are fair game. I can’t honestly say I remember the ones given at the ceremonies I sat through. Platitudes about youth, dreams, and finding your way. Or variations on “So sorry, but you’ll have to clean up this mess.” A roll of the dice. If you were exceptionally lucky, you were treated to a speech that made you laugh, cry, and think.